What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:01

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
From Russia With Love
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”